so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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