But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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