Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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