Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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