i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just googled if crying burns calories
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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