Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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