Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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