This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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