Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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