Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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