But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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