Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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