girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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