So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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