It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
