my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
the liver wants what the liver wants
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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