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At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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