you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
This is my gift to your gina
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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