Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
