Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
That accounts for only three of the penises
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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