It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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