did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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