I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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