How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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