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none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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