you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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