gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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