Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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