There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
okay pat passed out under dana's car
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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