hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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