i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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