I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
