If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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