But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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