I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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