U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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