well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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