Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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