dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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