I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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