haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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