How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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