Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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