weddingsv make me drug and hornr
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wish i was in the wii world.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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