North Korea, Best Korea!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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