He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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