mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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