How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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