Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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