So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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