I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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