she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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