He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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