he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
there is glitter all over my balls
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