Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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