we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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