Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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