We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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