Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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