She announced her abortion via fbk
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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