if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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