I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
